Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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