gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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