mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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