Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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