East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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