office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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