Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
