ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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