If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
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Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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