We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
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Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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