Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
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apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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