I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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