so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
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Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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