i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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