lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
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so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
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I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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