Who did Billy Mays play for?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
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My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize