Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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