This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Randomize
