Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
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i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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