No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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