sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
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Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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