I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
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he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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