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We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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