this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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