eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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