is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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