Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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