McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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