a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
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I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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