I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
My life is pants optional.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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