its not stalking. its research.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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