You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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