That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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