And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I am midnight drunk by noon
Princesses don't give blow jobs
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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