My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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