My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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