i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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