So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I cannot find my penis.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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