So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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