I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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