Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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