He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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