I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
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i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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