they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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