What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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