who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
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I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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