I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
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