I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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