Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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