Hey man sorry I got all grabby
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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