What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
