man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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